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PostSubject: So....New Moon   Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:53 am


Let me just start off by saying...I hate Twilight...I hate it with all of my heart, and why? Well the answer is very simple, it completely ruins one of my personal favourite, horror creatures...vampires. It turns these deadly, evil, and let's be honest a little bit naughty in the terms of sexual relations, vampires, and makes them these idiotic, sparkly, wimpy creatures.

I'm not blaming Stephanie Meyer for trying to take the cliche of killing vampires with the sun because it's been done tod etah, it's the obvious thing to do. But i'm sorry, after seeing the first twilight and going through complete agony, I realise, vampires in the day....doesn't really work in the films. Espeically when you make them look like they were in that film.

Though of course the Twilight fangirls and even some, fanboys, loved the film to death and are sitll yapping about it almost a year later, if not a full year. It's even formed a religion...now that's just sad.

Still my beef with Twilight remains the same, but I'll lay it to rest since fangirls never listen to the facts you tell them anyway....then I saw this....



Ok....two things

1. The part where the woman gets a paper cut (I'm not going to remember character name's because all the characters in Twilight are uninteresting and I wanted them all dead.) and the TINIEST bit of blood drops to the floor, this vampire, who is supposed to blend in with society, and not reveal what he is, runs at her like he hasn't had a meal in weeks....last time I checked, blending in wasn;t running like a madman when somebody loses the tiniest bit of blood. I know he's a vampire but jeeez, even Dracula would know not to bother with a paper cut!

2. Did that werewolf just come out IN THE DAY? ok how does that work, werewolf law obviously states that for a man to transform into a wolf, they need there to be a full moon, and it happens once a month...I don't know if it was that guy's time of the month, but that certainly wasn't a full moon! WHAT THE HELL!?


Also...what's with the random jamaican dude?

I know I won't be watching this, but Twilight just continues to ruin my favourite creatures of horror...Lovers of Twilight wake up and smell the coffee...it sucks

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PostSubject: Re: So....New Moon   Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:57 am

I haven't seen the 1st one but I read the book and kinda hated it... too mushy mushy for a Vamp book... it needs to have blood and gore! Not pepsi and kisses!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: So....New Moon   Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:06 pm

I saw the trailer on the MTV awards..It sucks!
I hope Twilight dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

It's a little bit HP over the movie..
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PostSubject: Re: So....New Moon   Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:05 am

xD I guess you hate it as much as I do

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PostSubject: Re: So....New Moon   Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:16 am

imdyinginside wrote:
xD I guess you hate it as much as I do
Oh yeah. Twisted Evil
lol!
I hate everything about Twilight Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: So....New Moon   Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:18 pm

Hate it ,my best mate is obsessed she went on bout it so much i didnt talk to her for a day, It has completely destroyed the whole point of vampires ,if you meet a vampire and he said he wanted to kill you you wouldent stalk him you would run screaming
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PostSubject: Re: So....New Moon   Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:15 am

thats so correct... they should makes films of the anita blake books.. but to be honest they would be an 18 xD because they are very sexual haha!

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PostSubject: Re: So....New Moon   Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:40 pm

Nice Movie The_Twilight_Saga_New_Moon
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PostSubject: Re: So....New Moon   Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:19 am

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Nice Movie The_Twilight_Saga_New_Moon
I fear you're not going to win many friends here with a comment like that. However, everybody has their own taste and I cannot begrudge thee.

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PostSubject: Re: So....New Moon   Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:52 am

D: nice movie????? You must DIE hahahaha jokes ^^

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PostSubject: Re: So....New Moon   Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:05 am

anyone looking forward to eclipse i know im NOT ?
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PostSubject: Re: So....New Moon   Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:17 am

BAHHH no way xD the 1st time I saw the preveiw in the cinema (I think I went to see Robin Hood xD) I shouted out " KILL ME NOW!!!" xD

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PostSubject: Re: So....New Moon   Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:16 am

lol i threw my popcorn at the screen ( but missed ) Rolling Eyes
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